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Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Fran├žais. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.



*cries a river* [livejournal.com profile] elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.
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Okay...

Date: 2006-08-16 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vashtan.livejournal.com
.... these aren't men, they're gods.

I think we should start a cult. Featuring lots of naked marble statues in their likeness....

Re: Okay...

Date: 2006-08-16 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
Fucking hell, yes.

I still can't believe what I'm seeing.

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Date: 2006-08-16 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dubh-ceol.livejournal.com
Oh. My. Sweet. Gods. Above.

*keens, then keels over*

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Date: 2006-08-16 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emseviltwin.livejournal.com
Memories! Memories! *clicks frantically*

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Date: 2006-08-16 08:59 am (UTC)

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Date: 2006-08-16 09:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doeeyedgrim.livejournal.com
You just had to do this picspam today, didn't you? After I spent a good half hour of Dido & Aeneas rehearsal being tossed over a burly sailor's shoulder? Need I mention that said sailor is played by a gymnast a scant year older than me? A gymnast with incredible blue eyes?

*lusts*

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Date: 2006-08-16 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
You are all kinds of screwed! lol!!

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Date: 2006-08-16 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Italian brothers: where classical Roman statues come from

*pants*

This is her job.

I am officially firebombing my high school career counseling office for not informing me of this option. *cries*

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Date: 2006-08-16 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
All they ever talk about is law! Medicine!

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Date: 2006-08-16 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticmama.livejournal.com
Sweet jaysus..... *resists the urge to lick the screen*
.....
..... I think I want to become a make-up artist....

-Celtic

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
Can you imagine? Breathing the smell of his skin alone. How do you not just stick the tip of your tongue out and flick a little.

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Date: 2006-08-16 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sildil.livejournal.com
These are gorgeous, not only because the guys are SOOOOOOO hot, but the photos are exquisite!

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
It was a wonderful thing, that he tried his hand at photography from painting. I just want to lie down and stare. Oh wait.

Heh.

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Date: 2006-08-16 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanlily.livejournal.com
ok, wow!
must check out this whole rugby thing
much drooling

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
Nuff said.

I used to watch their world cups just for the opening dance the All Blacks would do. Thiiiiighs.

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Date: 2006-08-16 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] afra-schatz.livejournal.com
I'd come to your funeral to thank you for these but I'm quite dead myself right now. Sorry.

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
Do not apologize. For we two have survived many, many hours of perving together. Aand if we both die here, then all hail the sport of rugby.

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Date: 2006-08-16 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorkdance.livejournal.com
You're evil, you know this?

I made a LJ header with the 2004 guys. The one reclining and holding a rugby ball in front of him is my absolute favorite, ever.

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
He is perfection. His curves and straight lines (that stomach! guhh!!) are perfection. And the quiet expression on his face..

*stops talking*

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Date: 2006-08-16 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-reverand.livejournal.com
Eeee! I was just eyeing this book (again!) yesterday! It's been in my wishlist. ^ ^ Lord, what lovely players! I have to say the brothers, your fiance, and the guy who pointedly undresses down to just his shirt... those are my favorites. oO

THank you for the scans!

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
*cries* I can't be allowed to think of the brothers.

your fiance

*laughs* *cries* Can somebody please tell him?

The one undressing who looks like a kid, I'm sure has gotten someone in very big trouble in his lifetime. *squeezes eyes shut*

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Date: 2006-08-16 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aislinn.livejournal.com
good.god.

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
I have no ovaries left.

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Date: 2006-08-16 01:07 pm (UTC)
ktnb: (tww: hungover josh)
From: [personal profile] ktnb
o_O

Well, I'm going to be pretty much useless for the rest of the day. Holy hell.

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
My whole day yesterday was written off.

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Date: 2006-08-16 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lhuneldaiel.livejournal.com
*tries...to...breathe...*

When did athletes become such sluts??? Frack, I'm almost hyperventilating.

That young boy, the blonde young boy, GUH! I could just stare at that for hours.

Thank you for sharing the perv!

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
When did athletes become such sluts???

Is that a trick question? Because..

That jailbait blonde boy is the dictionary definition of trouble. I mean, seriously. Mindfuck.

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Date: 2006-08-16 01:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] elflady-2001.livejournal.com
O.M.F.G.!!!

*dies*

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
It's insane. INSANE.

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Date: 2006-08-16 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladycele.livejournal.com
Jesus. I think I swallowed my tongue.

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
You might need it though. For exploration.

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Date: 2006-08-16 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ezzvaldez.livejournal.com
You show us these things in order to have company in the afterlife.

Nnnnnggggghhhh.

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
It's why I have a permanent suite in Hades. No point in paying guest by guest. I'll go broke.

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Date: 2006-08-16 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] circestale.livejournal.com
Oh, great... now I'll never make it through work today.Mommy. *meep*

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Date: 2006-08-17 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
*cuddles you tightly* I hope you made it! I got the package after my work day, so it didn't matter that I was useless for the rest of the day. I've never pawed so much.

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Date: 2006-08-16 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bkm5191.livejournal.com
jesus fuck, ok rugby? not so much like this in nz. i played I know.

We have an expression over home.

"fucking oath it's for when there is no WORD just NO WORD that covers what you feel.

fucking oath I only got half way through. I need a minute before i look at the rest.

bits of me are trembling

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Date: 2006-08-17 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
My jaw hung permanently open the whole half of yesterday. It was as if I'd finally gone mad and was seeing exactly what my fevered mind wanted to see. Because which team have I ever heard of taking it off for the camera? With bodies like that? *sits on the floor*

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Date: 2006-08-16 03:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mlyn.livejournal.com
*tears rolling down face*

Oh... *trails off and stares*

Okay, the Italian brothers? Anyone else thinking Michelangelo's David?

Look at this creature.

He looks like he's 14. I am so, so dirty.

And *they're* dirty too. How did they get so dirty, Persephone? Did they play in the dirt? *lip quiver* Did they roll around in the dirt all naked and tangled up?

I'm going to make an icon of #6 so Haleth has an image to use for Albert Laurent's ass.

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Date: 2006-08-17 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
Anyone else thinking Michelangelo's David?

Perfect. Right down to the way his brow is set. *clutches hair*

The 14 year old.. What's eating my brain is that fact that he's playing for the best team in France.. with those monster men, and hold his own. With an ass and thighs like that, he's got to be a monster himself. *is dead from the contrast*

How did they get so dirty, Persephone? Did they play in the dirt? *lip quiver*

*points and laughs while crying*

The ass shot will make Haleth happy. Yes.

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Date: 2006-08-16 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrsbean.livejournal.com
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us Sinners, now and at the hour of our death, Amen.

Jesu Cristo, woman! I don't think I've ever laid my eyes on more beautiful skin and perfect asses in one place, in my life. You, my dear woman, win the prize!

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Date: 2006-08-16 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrsbean.livejournal.com
Wait! I missed this: This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday.

And??????

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Date: 2006-08-16 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_tayler/
Here by way of [livejournal.com profile] killerweasel

OMG...those boys are amazing!!
I think I need a cold shower before I spontainiously combust!!
GADS!
Thanks so much for posting them!

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Date: 2006-08-17 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
You're welcome! I hope the shower helped you. I find once I dry off, I'm back to sqaure one.

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Date: 2006-08-16 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andolinn.livejournal.com
I am astonished - simply astonished - that you were able to steady your hands enough to use the scanner. Goddess, the torture you put yourself through so we can partake of the hotness... *smushes you*

These men have so got to be French, because, because, because...where exactly are their hands during this shoot???!!! How much elicit 'encouragement' are they giving eachother?! *whimpers*

The one with the football and the tile backdrop. How the hell did they get his ass so perfectly rounded? Who knew they made men like that?

*cough* You had a 23 year old Brazilian who looked like that follow you home and you let him leave?!!! That's what the Cave is for. You chain him up in the Cave for future use.




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Date: 2006-08-17 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
My scanner and I had a very tough night. She couldn't spread her legs wide enough to scan some of those shoulders breadths. I had to parttake in a lot of coaxing.

In the DVD, they were playing rugby naked. Throwing the ball to each other and grappling. *passes away*

How the hell did they get his ass so perfectly rounded? Who knew they made men like that?

*sighs in resignation*

That's what the Cave is for.

*weeps* This was before I knew of the existence of the Cave. But I had to send him home. Too much like a drug.

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Date: 2006-08-16 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moimoietmoi.livejournal.com
OMG!

*stares*

*drools*

*rolls all over the floor*

I have their 2004 calendar and the photo of the blonde brother is on its cover. Guh. I don't care if we're on 2006, to me it's still 2004!

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Date: 2006-08-16 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moimoietmoi.livejournal.com
Can I make icons with your scans?

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Date: 2006-08-16 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilithilien.livejournal.com
hoooooooooooooollllllllyyyyy cow .....

*electrocutes self from spilling drool liquid on computer*

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Date: 2006-08-17 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perseph2hades.livejournal.com
*provides rubber padding* Delicious. Just too delicious.

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