My scanner and I had a very tough night. She couldn't spread her legs wide enough to scan some of those shoulders breadths. I had to parttake in a lot of coaxing.

In the DVD, they were playing rugby naked. Throwing the ball to each other and grappling. *passes away*

How the hell did they get his ass so perfectly rounded? Who knew they made men like that?

*sighs in resignation*

That's what the Cave is for.

*weeps* This was before I knew of the existence of the Cave. But I had to send him home. Too much like a drug.