I'm sure nuts are being cracked in those asses all the time. *heavy breathing*

I have my place in hell long since guaranteed already

Heh. You know the suites in Hades are all paid for anyway. His appeal, I think, is that he looks like jailbait, but is obviously a roughouse rugby player.

It makes me hurt to think about him and those big men together in the locker room. Hurts.