Young Indy
Dec. 6th, 2004 02:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Does anybody remember Young Indy from The Young Indiana Jones Chroincles?
Is this how you remember him?

Because, gaddDAMN. That is not how I remember him!
elaur and I have discovered a fresh hot world of Indy porn-pain watching the entire series on tape, and I was able to get a wonderful friend of mine to burn an episode on DVD.
My friend (a non-slasher guy) did slashy chapter titles for the DVD. lol! The episode is Chapter 18: Treasure of the Peacock's Eye



The episode starts with the end of World War I. Indy gets correspondence from his dear friend *cough* Remy. There's treasure to be hunted!



So they travel to Egypt, where Indy proceeds to flirt with the concierge. "Yeah, we are archeologists. You know... searching the past for the secrets of the present." *shakes head* You'll find a lot of this going on. Indy is hopeless that way.

Then he writes a love note to Howard Carter, the famous archeologist who found Tutankhamen's tomb. "I met him on a dig about 10 years ago." Could you... slip this under his pillow? Why, of course, Indy.

Then they actually meet Carter and his friend E.M. Forster, who checks the hell out of Indy and goes on to say, "Some of us dig in the dirt, and some of us like to dig into men's souls." *howls* Which of course makes Indy giddy with glee, opening and closing his legs as he does. Carter hisses.

Then it's off to their room to study the map, where they are set upon by those who would desireIndy's body the map.


Indy and Remy persevere, but Indy seems to have been, er, highly stimulated by the fight. Even though their map was stolen.

So they follow the thief onto a boat heading for Java. Indy as the top, Remy his bottom. In jewels. *shakes head*

While in Java, Indy makes it a point to look especially hot for all the shady characters he's pursuing. Not to mention poor Remy.


They follow the thief to a hidden temple, where Indy does a lot of sweating.

Then it's off to Singapore. Indy seems to like the idea, as he does a hell of a lot of smiling on board the boat. Just... so... pretty.






And in this scene, the director probably cleared the set so it was just him and Indy shooting the close ups. Of course.






*laughs weakly* Look, he makes Indy flex. *blows up*

Another fight on the ship, as they're set upon by pirates.

Indy gets hit on, as usual, this time by a pirate.


They jump ship to follow the pirates. Look at that boy mount. *makes siren noises*

They row for days before seeing land, but then get chased off by hostile natives. (These caps aren't too clear, but lawd, they can't be left out.)




Back on their little boat, Indy has a wet dream.











Are you still alive? Because...
They see land again, and-- and-- Indy decides to- to sh-shower. First they tease you with a long shot.

Then they just let you have it.






Remy is having an out of body moment.

But it doesn't stop there.









So then Remy has a heart attack and dies.

This island is full of friendly people who give them shelter. *raar*

This cute little boy is but one of Indy's many admirers. But this one wants to like, marry him.

He tickles Indy with a piece of straw to wake him up, then takes him by the riverside to do the ceremony.



Remy's dream comes true on the island when Indy is tied up with him.


The random hotness of Indy in the day, by firelight, and in the sunset.



Then for the rest of the episode, the director no longer wished for Indy to button his shirt back up. The damage had been done.



The end.
*sucks*

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Is this how you remember him?

Because, gaddDAMN. That is not how I remember him!
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My friend (a non-slasher guy) did slashy chapter titles for the DVD. lol! The episode is Chapter 18: Treasure of the Peacock's Eye



The episode starts with the end of World War I. Indy gets correspondence from his dear friend *cough* Remy. There's treasure to be hunted!



So they travel to Egypt, where Indy proceeds to flirt with the concierge. "Yeah, we are archeologists. You know... searching the past for the secrets of the present." *shakes head* You'll find a lot of this going on. Indy is hopeless that way.

Then he writes a love note to Howard Carter, the famous archeologist who found Tutankhamen's tomb. "I met him on a dig about 10 years ago." Could you... slip this under his pillow? Why, of course, Indy.

Then they actually meet Carter and his friend E.M. Forster, who checks the hell out of Indy and goes on to say, "Some of us dig in the dirt, and some of us like to dig into men's souls." *howls* Which of course makes Indy giddy with glee, opening and closing his legs as he does. Carter hisses.

Then it's off to their room to study the map, where they are set upon by those who would desire


Indy and Remy persevere, but Indy seems to have been, er, highly stimulated by the fight. Even though their map was stolen.

So they follow the thief onto a boat heading for Java. Indy as the top, Remy his bottom. In jewels. *shakes head*

While in Java, Indy makes it a point to look especially hot for all the shady characters he's pursuing. Not to mention poor Remy.


They follow the thief to a hidden temple, where Indy does a lot of sweating.

Then it's off to Singapore. Indy seems to like the idea, as he does a hell of a lot of smiling on board the boat. Just... so... pretty.






And in this scene, the director probably cleared the set so it was just him and Indy shooting the close ups. Of course.






*laughs weakly* Look, he makes Indy flex. *blows up*

Another fight on the ship, as they're set upon by pirates.

Indy gets hit on, as usual, this time by a pirate.


They jump ship to follow the pirates. Look at that boy mount. *makes siren noises*

They row for days before seeing land, but then get chased off by hostile natives. (These caps aren't too clear, but lawd, they can't be left out.)




Back on their little boat, Indy has a wet dream.












Are you still alive? Because...
They see land again, and-- and-- Indy decides to- to sh-shower. First they tease you with a long shot.

Then they just let you have it.






Remy is having an out of body moment.

But it doesn't stop there.









So then Remy has a heart attack and dies.

This island is full of friendly people who give them shelter. *raar*

This cute little boy is but one of Indy's many admirers. But this one wants to like, marry him.

He tickles Indy with a piece of straw to wake him up, then takes him by the riverside to do the ceremony.



Remy's dream comes true on the island when Indy is tied up with him.


The random hotness of Indy in the day, by firelight, and in the sunset.



Then for the rest of the episode, the director no longer wished for Indy to button his shirt back up. The damage had been done.



The end.
*sucks*

crossed to
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Date: 2004-12-06 10:45 pm (UTC).. and the picture...
...my sides hurt I'm laughing so hard, right out loud and snorting while home alone.....I can't even get to the perving.. give me a minute
*HOWLS WITH LAUGHTER*
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Date: 2004-12-06 10:49 pm (UTC)*HOWLS*
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Date: 2004-12-06 10:53 pm (UTC)No. Don't think so.
They see land again, and-- and-- Indy decides to- to sh-shower.
Wait. I can hold on for a few more minutes. ;)
Sweet jesus, that is hotness. Guh.
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Date: 2004-12-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-06 10:54 pm (UTC)so funny!!!!
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Date: 2004-12-06 10:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-06 10:57 pm (UTC)*dies from the perving*
*falls into Zombie Mode*
I NEEEEEED.... *groans*
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Date: 2004-12-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-06 11:01 pm (UTC)Indy has a wet dream
Nnngghhhhh....! *licks*
I think I need to go and join him in that shower...
No, that's not gonna cool me off is it?
Really, there's only one thing I can do about seeing these pics...
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:06 pm (UTC)Water makes men wet.
Me likes.
Apologies, I've lost my command of the English language...but it was worth it.
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:12 pm (UTC)*whimper whimper WHIMPER*
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:19 pm (UTC)There are just no words. Or if there are, I sure as hell can't find them.
I'm hoping that if I stay away from these for a little while, I may be able to blink again.
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:35 pm (UTC)*nods in understanding* It's obscene.
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:22 pm (UTC)And in this scene, the director probably cleared the set so it was just him and Indy shooting the close ups. Of course.
What a brilliant man. That's what I'd do. No use steaming up the room unnecessarily.
Remy is having an out of body moment.
Whoa, I almost read that as Randy. But Remy my dear, we all are. RWOAR!
Remy's dream comes true on the island when Indy is tied up with him.
Alas, this is my dream as well.
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-06 11:23 pm (UTC)It was worth it.
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:24 pm (UTC)coconut(s)......at which point Remy falls over faint as the blood drains from his head to his nether regions.
MAN this is just lovely :P WOOHOO!!
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:36 pm (UTC)Ahhhh,fuck...like I wasn't drooling enough at that perfect chest,you had to continue with showering in waterfall.Bad Persephone!Orange juice all over the screen is pretty difficult to clean off!:D
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Date: 2004-12-06 11:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-06 11:41 pm (UTC)I'd never even *heard* of SPF before your journal...now the man seems freakin' omnipresent!
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Date: 2004-12-07 12:03 am (UTC)I love you forever. Especially after Remy's heart attack. <3 <3 <3
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Date: 2004-12-07 12:15 am (UTC)Remy sooo wanted to be here for this. But alas.
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Date: 2004-12-07 12:32 am (UTC)*howls*
that just totally made my day!
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Date: 2004-12-07 01:02 am (UTC)Boy, did they miss the mark.
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Date: 2004-12-07 01:04 am (UTC)Dear lord, we are watching this sucker next time I'm over....in slo-mo and frame by frame.
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Date: 2004-12-07 01:26 am (UTC)Yes. In slo-mo.
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Date: 2004-12-07 01:21 am (UTC)those dvd chapter titles are killer!
WHAH!
when you asked, Are you still alive? - i actually had to stop for a moment and wonder, am i?
thanks for sharing.
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Date: 2004-12-07 01:28 am (UTC)*snert* I like the simplicity of it.
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Date: 2004-12-07 01:35 am (UTC)*melts*
I think I need to shower under a waterfall too...yes...
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Date: 2004-12-07 02:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-12-07 01:44 am (UTC)I hadn't seen those shows in so long...
And I thought he was hot as Connor in 'Boondock Saints'
The only movie he REALLY wasn't hot in was 'Powder' and that is really a matter of opinion. Jeff Goldblum hit on him anyways. :D
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Date: 2004-12-07 02:34 am (UTC)*splorf*
He did, didn't he!
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