Young Indy

[perseph2hades]

Does anybody remember Young Indy from The Young Indiana Jones Chroincles?

Is this how you remember him?


Because, gaddDAMN. That is not how I remember him!

elaur and I have discovered a fresh hot world of Indy porn-pain watching the entire series on tape, and I was able to get a wonderful friend of mine to burn an episode on DVD.

My friend (a non-slasher guy) did slashy chapter titles for the DVD. lol! The episode is Chapter 18: Treasure of the Peacock's Eye






The episode starts with the end of World War I. Indy gets correspondence from his dear friend *cough* Remy. There's treasure to be hunted!






So they travel to Egypt, where Indy proceeds to flirt with the concierge. "Yeah, we are archeologists. You know... searching the past for the secrets of the present." *shakes head* You'll find a lot of this going on. Indy is hopeless that way.


Then he writes a love note to Howard Carter, the famous archeologist who found Tutankhamen's tomb. "I met him on a dig about 10 years ago." Could you... slip this under his pillow? Why, of course, Indy.


Then they actually meet Carter and his friend E.M. Forster, who checks the hell out of Indy and goes on to say, "Some of us dig in the dirt, and some of us like to dig into men's souls." *howls* Which of course makes Indy giddy with glee, opening and closing his legs as he does. Carter hisses.


Then it's off to their room to study the map, where they are set upon by those who would desire Indy's body the map.




Indy and Remy persevere, but Indy seems to have been, er, highly stimulated by the fight. Even though their map was stolen.


So they follow the thief onto a boat heading for Java. Indy as the top, Remy his bottom. In jewels. *shakes head*


While in Java, Indy makes it a point to look especially hot for all the shady characters he's pursuing. Not to mention poor Remy.




They follow the thief to a hidden temple, where Indy does a lot of sweating.


Then it's off to Singapore. Indy seems to like the idea, as he does a hell of a lot of smiling on board the boat. Just... so... pretty.












And in this scene, the director probably cleared the set so it was just him and Indy shooting the close ups. Of course.












*laughs weakly* Look, he makes Indy flex. *blows up*


Another fight on the ship, as they're set upon by pirates.


Indy gets hit on, as usual, this time by a pirate.




They jump ship to follow the pirates. Look at that boy mount. *makes siren noises*


They row for days before seeing land, but then get chased off by hostile natives. (These caps aren't too clear, but lawd, they can't be left out.)








Back on their little boat, Indy has a wet dream.

























Are you still alive? Because...


They see land again, and-- and-- Indy decides to- to sh-shower. First they tease you with a long shot.


Then they just let you have it.












Remy is having an out of body moment.


But it doesn't stop there.


















So then Remy has a heart attack and dies.


This island is full of friendly people who give them shelter. *raar*


This cute little boy is but one of Indy's many admirers. But this one wants to like, marry him.


He tickles Indy with a piece of straw to wake him up, then takes him by the riverside to do the ceremony.






Remy's dream comes true on the island when Indy is tied up with him.




The random hotness of Indy in the day, by firelight, and in the sunset.






Then for the rest of the episode, the director no longer wished for Indy to button his shirt back up. The damage had been done.






The end.

*sucks*



crossed to spf_daily

Comments

[melle.livejournal.com]

Then for the rest of the episode, the director no longer wished for Indy to button his shirt back up. The damage had been done.

bwahaha, i just busted a valve reading this. dude, i do NOT remember young indy like this... what the HELL!

[starkittyn.livejournal.com]

*whimper, thud*

Oh hell!

[sweetsorcery.livejournal.com]

WTF?? :o~
Okay, I've always avoided the Harrison Ford Indiana Jones stuff because frankly, the man bores me to tears, but this... this... Gah!!
What a luscious boy. :)

[jazzflute03.livejournal.com]

-dies-
Those are prettah.

[simon-lloyd.livejournal.com]

My, my, my..I had no idea the Young Indiana Jones chronicles were so homoerotic, and packed with hot manflesh.

You know how I hate homoerotic manflesh ..things.

*right-click saves eeeeverything*

[montmorency.livejournal.com]

When you're right, you're right. I watched a bunch of those Indy episodes but I do not recall all the hotness! Probably because what was missing from my thoughts at the time was slashiness.

One of my (pop-) literary tangents here - the name Remy, I bet I know where Spielberg cooked it up. Tintin.

[the-headhunter.livejournal.com]

Well fuck me running.....

[stewardess.livejournal.com]

E.M. Fucking Forster?

The slash is built in!!!!

If my local vid place does not have these episodes, I'm going to kill them.

Dave is just going to have to put up with magnetic media in his home.

And I love your friend and his Initiating Young Boys menu.

RAWRRRRR!!!!

SPF belly!!!!

WET!!!!!!

FUCK ME!!!!

[teganmac.livejournal.com]

Yikes...wet chest...shower...more bare chest...*Thud* Why again did I not watch this when it was on???

Thanks. It's gonna be a lovely day.

[penguingal.livejournal.com]

Then they just let you have it.

OMG YOU WEREN'T KIDDING!!!!!!!

I am dead. I am in the beyond. That's just... just... *flails*

NO ONE should be that hot. NO ONE.

[elvelethril.livejournal.com]

*jumps screen*

*ignites nearest surroundings with SPF lust*

Perseph!! Please have mercy on a tender soul! I am now horny beyond what is in any way acceptable at the local library (or anywhere else for that matter)!!!

Must. Go. See. If... Sister... Has... Episode on tape...

*dies after trying to rewatch picspam, only made it to the crotch shot after the hotel fight*

[ex-sakura-ko401.livejournal.com]

SEX!

[tacks.livejournal.com]

So then Remy has a heart attack and dies.
Fuck YOU, I'm almost helpless with laughter in the IT suite.

omg they started showing Young Indy on bbc for a bit before I started Uni and I was WISHING this would come on telly; it did not, but now.

THERE ARE CAPS.

*memories*

<333333333333333

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

*orgasms*

and *HOWL*

OMG! Poor Remy!!! The water! OH GOD THE WATER!! THE PECS! THE ABS!

THE WATER!!

*lies prone on ground*

WHY did I never watch this show? I have this feeling it was on cable I didn't have or a day I wasn't home or something. LOOK what I was missing!!! Although my young ovaries might not have been able to cope with teh hotness!

Your caps were cracking me up. I almost peed. lol...which is not easy to do when you're horny, as men will tell you. Especially men who've just been fighting. *ogles*

heee...*rolls around*

P.S. I hope I didn't accidentally offend you with my email...I have four pages of the fic now, but it's a little clunky so far. You may have to help me in edits if you want to...*hides*

[mrsbean.livejournal.com]

Ok...it's wrong. Just wrong. I can't perv over a boy that my daughter has lusted after.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong?

*shrugs*

[(Anonymous)]

Holy Mother of Fucking HOT.

*weeps*


Thank you.

TG

[deppprived.livejournal.com]

You know, if you move the scroll button up and down REALLY FAST during that waterfall scene, it looks like he's really moving under that water.

Nice.
I'm actually jealous of Remy right now.

[blackned-wings.livejournal.com]

"So then Remy has a heart attack and dies."

omg lmfao i could not stop laughing at that, for like, 10 minutes straight. Oh those are amazing pictures! thank u thank u thank u!

Website

[ex-sakura-ko401.livejournal.com]

We need to make a SPF Website.

A lot of them are almost dying because people haven't bothered with them. It would be ace if some of us could pull in and make a new one, more of a 'Fan' one.

Interested?

PLEASE!

[ex-sakura-ko401.livejournal.com]

YOU SO HAVE TO DO MORE OF THESE!

YOU MUST DO ANOTHER EPISODE, PLEASE AS I CAN'T GET THEM IN THE UK!

[slashysunshine.livejournal.com]

Okay I must go to Ebay or something and find these eps!!!!

THANK YOU Xs INFINITY!!!!!

You must see him in "Girl"... such a hotass (with lots of sex, if I recall.. but not showy though =( )in that flick!!!!

[athousanderrors.livejournal.com]

*dies of laughter and the hotness of Sunblock*

Sweet Christ on a bike I don't remember him being this hot!

The shower....with the....arms...Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh.

Ah, crap, there go my ovaries again. *sigh*

Seriously. I think this outdoes BDS. Even if it doesn't have Norman.

O.O

[sunshine-gypsie.livejournal.com]

You dont know me, but I got bored and found your lj and just starting browsing and, now... well...
I LOVE YOU! SPF all tan and shirtless and wet and shirtless and tan and wet and shirtless. *dies*
So... Can I steal, like, ALL of these pics? Or at least the shirtless, tan, wet ones?
I bow to you and elaur and your non-slashing friend with the funny titles. But mostly to you for sharing the tan... *clears throat* I'll be in my bunk.