Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

[perseph2hades]

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.


*cries a river* elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.

Comments

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

How is it POSSIBLE for the human form to be THAT BEAUTIFUL? Seriously. I am BOGGLED. Jeeeeesus.

Also, brothers. Soulful gazing. *KEYBOARD SMASH OUT LOUD*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

*wipes eyes* I swear, I only howl at you to keep from crying. Because I really can't deal with the pictures of the brothers staring and touching each other. Can't.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit confused! By "can't deal" you mean they're too hot and AMAZING for you to handle, right? Not too gross or, whatever?

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Definitely not gross. I spent a long time writing brother slash that almost gave me permanent brain damnage for the hotness of it. It's my weakness. A very serious weakness. *mewls*

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT so (I remember you from my romp through the Boondock Saints fandom *fans self*) but I just wanted to be sure, cause it's not exactly everyone's cup of tea! But HOT DAMN IS IT MINE. Have you gotten into Supernatural???? Cause, DUDE. Those brothers are SO IN LOVE IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY. If you haven't, WHY NOT?

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

I used to look at Sam's angst and fear for my sanity. lol! I don't know why I'm not in the fandom.. time depriving me of it, maybe, I don't know. I've seen a few episodes and yes, their relationship is brain melting. The great thing though, is that there are a lot of very good and boiling hot fic in the fandom.

Way before Boondocks, I used to also write Hector and Paris stuff and I remember there was massive squick towards that as well. I've never been bothered by that, when brotherslash is so blazing hot you can't even think straight.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Aw that's a shame you're not in the fandom. It's my favorite fandom I've ever been in. The fic absolutely WINS. I read and read and read and it's all amazing and I never run out! It makes me so happy. If you ever find yourself with more time, I recommend trying to get more into the fandom - it's so worth it :)

My introduction to incest was Simon/River on Firefly, but I kept things pretty tame with them. Then of course there was Connor/Murphy. Primed me marvelously for Sam/Dean! ^_^

[jrh19782002.livejournal.com]

if i looked like that id rule the world.ur right there not human there gods.