Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

[perseph2hades]

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.


*cries a river* elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.

Comments

[stewardess.livejournal.com]

GAWD!!!

There is something about this post that is bringing out the TMI in everyone. I kept being reminded of getting my hands on a guy with an ass like that, and how he was sort of surprised when I turned him around so I could bite it. Er, repeatedly. Should I mention we were at work? In a dark conference room? Maybe not.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Holy shit. I wouldn't have woken up in one piece. If only men knew what an ass like that does to a woman's head, they would all be out there doing squats.

[stewardess.livejournal.com]

There he was, standing in a conference room with his pants around his knees, while I knelt behind him on the floor and bit his ass. I kid you not. I don't think anyone had gone crazy on his ass before. I'm proud to say he adapted rapidly.

The things I get up to when I'm sober.

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

*sneaks in*

Kissing ass at work again? Hee!

Ass biting is a pleasurable sport, must agree. Especially just above where ass meets thigh. *gurgle*

*sneaks out*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

That story has brought tears of joy to my eyes. In the conference room, no less.

My Steve muse is moaning.

[stewardess.livejournal.com]

My Steve muse is moaning.

Yay!

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

What a kink for a muse to have.

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Does this mean that we have conference room butt-biting porn to look forward to?

*looks hopeful*

*pervs*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Heheheheheee *snoodles you* What are you doing up so late?

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to keep up with all the perving on my Orli/Johnny post. I think they've finally all gone to bed...or to work...hee!

*snoodles you back* I was just rereading the post I made about our viewing of KoH and I just started howling...we missed three different showings of KoH because we were giggling like schoolgirls and gossiping about slash so much!! LOL!

And the winking!TicketBoy...priceless!

And I'm still laughing about you inquiring after my health when I was abruptly confronted with Big Screen Balian. *swoons in aisle* Hee!

It's 2am! I'm babbling! *runs around in circles*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

*pounces on you* We've got to meet up again!!!! *We have so much more slash to slather all over ourselves! Things have accumulated! cries*

I didn't even see the Orlando/Johnny Depp post until now! How can they be so handsome and live? Jesus.

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

Things have accumulated! cries*

LOL! I know!!!! *wails* Can you beleve it's been over a YEAR? *clings*

The Orlando Johnny lust is rolling off me in waves. And they were so dear...if you see the vid, it's just crazytown--all these kids just SCREAMING non-stop. It was like a Beatles concert, so insane!

*smooches you*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

*wails* Can you beleve it's been over a YEAR?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, and have you seen the Enrique/Orli/Andy luff-fest? I've posted some of that as well. The squee verrrrrrrrrry deafening over here, and now you've gone and posted more fic? *collapses*

I need caffeine!