Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

[perseph2hades]

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.


*cries a river* elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.

Comments

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

When did athletes become such sluts???

Is that a trick question? Because..

That jailbait blonde boy is the dictionary definition of trouble. I mean, seriously. Mindfuck.

[lhuneldaiel.livejournal.com]

That jailbait blonde boy is the dictionary definition of trouble.

Definitely...geez, he looks barely legal *fans self* all these guys look amazingly hot and I can't stop drooling over them (thank you very much) but I must admit I really fall for jailbait boy.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Ain't no need to "admit". Heh heh. I can't imagine the pain his big burly teammates go through watching him take those pants off. whoooo!! *barks* :p

[lhuneldaiel.livejournal.com]

Especially the way he glances over his shoulder, with that "I know you're watching me strip, you're looking at my ass, and you know what, I like it." expression. What a naughty, saucy little exhibitionist.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

*climaxes really, really hard*

[lhuneldaiel.livejournal.com]

*gurgles*

That boy should make porn. Seriously.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

People would have heart attacks. Seriously.

[lhuneldaiel.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you're right. Just the thought of jailbait boy doing porn is making my blood pressure rise.

Been meaning to ask, what's his name? I keep calling him jailbait boy.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

His name is Julian Hans. And some poor horny person has YouTube'd a clip of him from the making-of DVD. He turned 21 in May. So he was 20 when this video was shot.

*cries and cries*

[lhuneldaiel.livejournal.com]

He was 20 at the time? *drools* I have lost count of how many times I have gazed at his pics. And wondered what his lips taste like. And if they're as soft as they look.

Dammit, the vid was removed from YouTube.

[ragtime-wurm.livejournal.com]

Rejoice, for I have found another one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XVFbGH4MSU)

Dayum, but he's hot. I like how they had a maekup guy to emphasize his stubble. XD

[lhuneldaiel.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh thank you!!! He is so pretty I don't know whether to cry or perve or do both at the same time.

He plays with his nipples!!! And licks his lips!!! *is so, so dead*