Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

[perseph2hades]

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.


*cries a river* elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.

Comments

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

also, that female fluffer makeup artist?

*falls out of chair laughing* That's exactly what she is, isn't it.

How was the Brazilian? The one that came home with me had moves on him I coudln't have foreseen. GUH.

[denaligirl1.livejournal.com]

my brazilian had an oral fixation that, to this day, i've rarely seen the likes of - needless to say, that wax job really worked out! *coughs* *eyes glaze over*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. I've never had the guts to do a Brazilian wax ever since my friend did hers and came out looking shellshocked. *howls* But see now I understand its purposes a la the Brazilian male.

[denaligirl1.livejournal.com]

shellshocked

*giggles* how very true - i remember my first time was with this russian woman who bent me like a contortionist, exposing me in ways i'd never experienced outside the bedroom and attacked my tender bits with hot wax (and not in a sexy way). after two years of recovery, i gave it another whirl, with much better results. (if you ever decide to try i can give you a good rec in your neck of the woods)

i also had to tell you that i was under the weather today and watched the bob marathon. afterward, i immediately had to go re-read your fics (i think you know how i felt about those stories). now i'm all hot and bothered and it's all your fault! *wails* now i'm off to watch "rome" season one. yeah, that should help. *head-desk*

[denaligirl1.livejournal.com]

psst. bill fichtner is going to be on "prison break" this season...you know, with wentworth! *wibbles*