Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

[perseph2hades]

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.


*cries a river* elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.

Comments

[tomoyodaidouji.livejournal.com]

Sent here by my friend Teresa, who is going to hell for only giving me, "so someone on my f-list posted this link, and I think you might enjoy it," by way of warning.

Nyyyyahunnnnguh. *_*

Please excuse me as I save every picture here. For nude drawing purposes or just to ogle I'm not sure, but I'm sure I will be using them.

PS, I'd ask to be added to those questioning the legality of the baby faced one, 'cept I guess he's older than I am after all.

*passes out*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

The babyfaced one is 21 or 22, I can't remember now. His name is Julian Hans, for google purposes.

I just keep thinking that anyone who looks like that, is that age, and plays in currently the best rugby team in France with those monster men... is himself not what he appears. *sweats*