Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

[perseph2hades]

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.


*cries a river* elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.

Comments

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

How is it POSSIBLE for the human form to be THAT BEAUTIFUL? Seriously. I am BOGGLED. Jeeeeesus.

Also, brothers. Soulful gazing. *KEYBOARD SMASH OUT LOUD*

[lazar-grrl.livejournal.com]

::raises an eyebrow:: My, my...healthy looking lads, aren't they?

BTW, I have forwarded a link to this to a friend who will probably appreciate it more than I. She may track you down and mug you for the source material. Be warned.

[elf-skitzo.livejournal.com]

I... I just.. *gapes.. speechless*

*stares for a while more. Fizzle.*

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

Need that job. That book. NOW! DVD.. yes..

I honestly don't know how you survived looking/watching, and then scanning, and then uploading, and then POSTING all of this.. Jesus woman.

*memories. resumes staring and drooling*

[elaur.livejournal.com]

*weeps*

I got me some dain bramage. I need tequila. Maybe heroin.

What does Dieux du Stade mean anyway? Dicks in a Stud? Cuz that's what I'm picturing.

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

Oh, massive yum.... [dazed squee] Thanks very much for posting these. :D

Angie

[denaligirl1.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

are you fucking kidding me? i mean, i had heard about this, but really i had no idea... *is incoherent*

also, that female fluffer makeup artist? *considers career change*

i had a brazilian once...le sigh. *is not referring to the bikini wax, though that did come in handy at the time* ("tmi" you are my middle name.)

[airis-mcs.livejournal.com]

And I'm supposed to be in math class in fifteen minutes! How am I supposed to look at my teacher with these gods dancing around in my head?

Are you trying to kill me? Why don't rugby players over here look like that? *cries*

[nimenic.livejournal.com]

I...and...Oh my...

*is dead*

[stewardess.livejournal.com]

GAWD!!!

There is something about this post that is bringing out the TMI in everyone. I kept being reminded of getting my hands on a guy with an ass like that, and how he was sort of surprised when I turned him around so I could bite it. Er, repeatedly. Should I mention we were at work? In a dark conference room? Maybe not.

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

*brain-meltdown*

..Italian and brothers? omfg.

These gentlemen remind us of why we have eyes. oh fuck. *.*

do you mind if I save a bunch of these? with a note detailing photographer, book & year of course.

**THUD**

[djeannot.livejournal.com]

I have just died and gone to some kind of Heaven! :P:P:P:P:P

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

*ESSPLODES*


Look at this creature.

i'm thinking pietro ... ???

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

*HOWLS* OMG, my friend Jason taped these for me ages ago and keeps asking me if I watched them.

And I haven't.

He and I often don't have the same taste so I didn't rush. How silly of me. I wonder if I have this one, with the rugby team playing naked? *runs downstairs*

I really can't say anything about this post, at least not in a range that can be heard by humans. I must confess I openly squealed at the boy walking up the steps holding the football. An ass in motion, omg...

And the blonde boytoy? Was I not JUST telling you about my fetish for the young ones? AUGH AUGH AUGH!! Help me!!!!!

You girls are gonna kill me with all these beautiful thighs and asses. My hands are fucking trembling...

*crawls into back of Cave*

[and-the-damned.livejournal.com]

Lord almighty!
That blonde young thing made my life!

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

I...I literally cannot think of anything to say. BECAUSE MY BRAIN HAS IMMIGRATED TO FRANCE.

I just...I--men. Naked. Together.

::THUD::

[tinymoonstar.livejournal.com]

Woah!!!!!!!!! :-D~~~~

Thanks so much for posting these!!

[mittyw.livejournal.com]

But but but. My Dad used to invite me to Rugby Internationals & I always said no.

And how can I now explain a sudden interest grovel an invitation?

Then again *looks up* it would seem my appreciation of rugby is quite specific & un-parent-friendly.

The little boy rugby player in the tiny t-shirt? Is that really sporting? In fact, forget sporting, is he it legal?

[alexandralynch.livejournal.com]

Good God. And I'm pagan, so that's a statement of praise. Wow.

I'll take the brothers. Together. (shiver)(Repeatedly, as often as I can get one, both, them, yes...um. Sorry.)

That's amazing. Gods indeed. THANK you.

[ozcmom.livejournal.com]

jsbr roon yutmh s; [pdy yp yjod s;; m,rs;jf

uhhhh

*thud*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Omg. Holy.... guh. There is so much hot I do not even know where to being.

Just... thank you!! *weeps tears of joy*

[lexx.livejournal.com]

Jesus...

I nearly bought this book when I was in London last year. Alas, I had no room for transport, nor cash by the time I spotted it. I SHOULD HAVE JETTISONED SOME WEIGHT AND STAKED OUT A STREET CORNER.

I need new cushions. I writhed so hard, the current one is destroyed. YOUR FAULT, MISS.

...

*plasters self to screen and cries for mercy*

[irmk2003.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm.... now that is the good stuff *licks lips*

I'd tell you to calm down, but hey - why would you want to? ;)

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

*is ded*

*is very very ded*

[tabaqui]

moimoietmoi posted your lj and some icons from this so i had to hope over to look and...
and...
omfg.

All of these guys are like *statues*.
Perfect, pristine, freakin' *godly* statues. Jayzus. i am - overwhelmed! And awestruck and a little turned on and...
Thank you for sharing!

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

*pathetic gurgles*

Maybe there will be more later when i can stop, you know... gurgling.