Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

[perseph2hades]

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.


*cries a river* elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. Look at those asses! I'm sure you all did but GLORIOUS wow!

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

That's the perfect word to use in describing those things. Glorious. It's been how many days? And I'm still in shock, hearing angels in choir.

[ladyhelen.livejournal.com]

I got sent here by dmwcarol, who has exceptionally fine taste, as do you.

Oh BOY! I think I want one of each of those, giftwrapped and delivered to my house on Christmas morning...

...I'll be over here, cleaning the drool out of my keyboard, now.

Thank you for brightening my morning :D

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

I think I want one of each of those, giftwrapped and delivered to my house on Christmas morning...

With a big red bow tied around his lovely bumper. vroom, vroom!

[tall-tree.livejournal.com]

Scan lines? *face smooshed to the screen* I don't taste any scan lines! *lick lick lick lick*
They're all so beautiful. And it has that artsy lighting and posing style so I could have this book out on display. Course I'd have to chain it down so nobody tried to escape with it. Dammit, their evil plan has worked. I was considering an interest in lacrosse but now I'm all about the rugby.

And you can add me in to the tally of people who's minds were broken by that baby-faced one. It can't be legal to look at him. Where are the cops?

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

I don't taste any scan lines! *lick lick lick lick*

*gasping for breath*

As for the babyface, the bigger version is even more deadly. Then a clip of him on YouTube.

(They're removed one of the vids for terms of service voilation. I suspect they think he's underaged. I'm going to be removing the big version of the pic from imageshack as well. eep.)

[nieninque121.livejournal.com]

This post is so hot it incinerated my comment to smithereens apparently. Here's attempt #2.

Holy f!ing hell! The jailbait looking one (is he legal??) is just...*guh*! His eyelashes is the final nail to the coffin!! so pretty!!!!!!

And the one you said was twisting his hips? so fine!! can i keep him please?!?!?!? *puppy eyes*

Which gods do i have to offer sacrifices to to get a job like hers?! All those years spent in university is totally wasted, i tell you!!

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Your sheep is deaded.

All those years spent in university is totally wasted, i tell you!!

I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. *wails*

[snapetoy.livejournal.com]

Here from Rushlight's link. I'm lucky I could spell all of that.

These men are magnificent, and I want that girl's job. Who do I have to pay to get it? *collapses into a puddle of drool*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

*carefully mops you up* That woman used to be some high paying CEO, and one day said, to hell with this. I'm going to get me a real job.

I'm sure of it.

[yukimushi.livejournal.com]

Just oh wow. That lady has it lucky.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

She carries the hopes of a thousand fangirls.

[allika.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. *cough* Y'know, I must thank you, because I have recently been considering shifting from bi to lesbian. Yeah. This certaintly blew that way out of the water. Thank you, for now I won't have to miss things like these. *quietly dies*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

lol. I think even a straight man would tremble at the sight of those bodies.

[lizardspots.livejournal.com]

*DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS*

Ho. Ly. Shit.

[masterofmercury.livejournal.com]

oh. my. god. I don't know how I ended up her, but guh. oh my god.

*die a happy ded*

[dragontatt.livejournal.com]

Isn't it against some law somewhere to have soooooo many gorgeous men on the same team at the same time??

My Lordy!! If I were on the opposing team I'd just jump 'em!

Here via inell

[secretsolitaire.livejournal.com]

*spontaneously orgasms* Holy hell.

[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

jhbninhfdsbjhdfdjsdsjdsjhdjdsf.... *droooooooooooooooooools*

I have just discovered, that is confirmed the extent to which, I have a thigh fetish.

I'm gonna have good dreams tonight. *licks screen*

[penelope78.livejournal.com]

Oh my.... those are real men? That can't be possible...

Those are dreams, inell, dreams.

*dies*

[gem-stew.livejournal.com]

*is incoherent*

wants this book. NOW.

[letmypidgeonsgo.livejournal.com]

so, yeah, you don't know me (here via inell) but i LOVE you!

::bows, kisses your feet::

sorry, my brain has short-circuited

i'm also giddy thinking that those last 2 pictures give me soooo much more reason to do well in cosmetology school (which i start next month) so, christ, that could be me! ::grins like an idiot::

[chronographia.livejournal.com]

Here from spiralsheep's prompting. And as I have told her:

The word I'm looking for here is . . . "PHOAWR."

Yes. Yes, that'd be the one.

And now I must go off to find a walk-in freezer before I spontaneously combust. Thank you.

[keladry_lupin]

*dies*

*dies again*

[fleur-de-mort.livejournal.com]

Is this legal!? If so, where and can I go there now?! Please?

This is what happens whtn I neglect LJ because I have to submit to ritualistic torturework every day! Guuuhhhhh!!!

[redhot-witch.livejournal.com]

Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Oh. My. Fucking. God!! I can't breathe so good..
*comes*
*hard*
*thud*
*dies*

[sassy-cissa.livejournal.com]

I'm officially late to work due to hotness. Hmmm...wonder if I can call in sick for that reason...

Goes off to drool some more...

thank you x 1,000,000

[-minks.livejournal.com]

OMG...you gave me a heart attack. That was too much hotness in too short a time period. *collapses*

[kellios.livejournal.com]

Here through a friend of a friend's page...

And oh my, am I ever so glad I clicked on this.

You have made my day, along with many others. Who shall I send my first born to? And which one of these lucky men will be the father?

*swoons all over the place*

Thank you kindly. This has by far been the best thing this week, and it's only Monday. *much praise*

[freckles42.livejournal.com]

Les français gagnent!

You know, even for being a gay girl, this is.... this makes me very incoherent, and I think I need to go change my knickers.

Wow. Just... wow.

found you through a friend's page.

[karindira.livejournal.com]

thought I'd let you know that a few icons will be posted on my page for anyone who wants them.

And I ordered the book.

And thanks.

[jrh19782002.livejournal.com]

omg i think i melted into the floor.i think my computer just burst into flames there so hot.