Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

[perseph2hades]

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.


*cries a river* elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.

Comments

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

How is it POSSIBLE for the human form to be THAT BEAUTIFUL? Seriously. I am BOGGLED. Jeeeeesus.

Also, brothers. Soulful gazing. *KEYBOARD SMASH OUT LOUD*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

*wipes eyes* I swear, I only howl at you to keep from crying. Because I really can't deal with the pictures of the brothers staring and touching each other. Can't.

[lazar-grrl.livejournal.com]

::raises an eyebrow:: My, my...healthy looking lads, aren't they?

BTW, I have forwarded a link to this to a friend who will probably appreciate it more than I. She may track you down and mug you for the source material. Be warned.

[moimoietmoi.livejournal.com]

Omg, I love your icon! lol

[elf-skitzo.livejournal.com]

I... I just.. *gapes.. speechless*

*stares for a while more. Fizzle.*

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

Need that job. That book. NOW! DVD.. yes..

I honestly don't know how you survived looking/watching, and then scanning, and then uploading, and then POSTING all of this.. Jesus woman.

*memories. resumes staring and drooling*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

The DVD is obviously geared toward soft-core gay erotica. The things they're having the boys do? Draped naked together over army jeeps? Fuck.

I didn't survive watching the DVD. I stopped about a third of the way through to take care of pressing panties business.

[elaur.livejournal.com]

*weeps*

I got me some dain bramage. I need tequila. Maybe heroin.

What does Dieux du Stade mean anyway? Dicks in a Stud? Cuz that's what I'm picturing.

[lazar-grrl.livejournal.com]

Using my French requires a tetanus booster, but I believe it's "Gods of the Stadium." Which they are.

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

Oh, massive yum.... [dazed squee] Thanks very much for posting these. :D

Angie

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

You're so welcome. They're welcome. We're all welcome. *cries*

[denaligirl1.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

are you fucking kidding me? i mean, i had heard about this, but really i had no idea... *is incoherent*

also, that female fluffer makeup artist? *considers career change*

i had a brazilian once...le sigh. *is not referring to the bikini wax, though that did come in handy at the time* ("tmi" you are my middle name.)

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

also, that female fluffer makeup artist?

*falls out of chair laughing* That's exactly what she is, isn't it.

How was the Brazilian? The one that came home with me had moves on him I coudln't have foreseen. GUH.

[airis-mcs.livejournal.com]

And I'm supposed to be in math class in fifteen minutes! How am I supposed to look at my teacher with these gods dancing around in my head?

Are you trying to kill me? Why don't rugby players over here look like that? *cries*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Some math will cure you of your horny pain, I bet. Except of course if math makes you hot. I've heard there are people like that out there. In which case, you're screwed.

[nimenic.livejournal.com]

I...and...Oh my...

*is dead*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

They should just all do a movie toghether, naked.

[stewardess.livejournal.com]

GAWD!!!

There is something about this post that is bringing out the TMI in everyone. I kept being reminded of getting my hands on a guy with an ass like that, and how he was sort of surprised when I turned him around so I could bite it. Er, repeatedly. Should I mention we were at work? In a dark conference room? Maybe not.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Holy shit. I wouldn't have woken up in one piece. If only men knew what an ass like that does to a woman's head, they would all be out there doing squats.

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

*brain-meltdown*

..Italian and brothers? omfg.

These gentlemen remind us of why we have eyes. oh fuck. *.*

do you mind if I save a bunch of these? with a note detailing photographer, book & year of course.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

..Italian and brothers? omfg.

Somebody just shoot me.

Take all the photos you want! Pleas. Use 'em. Hard.

*is crying helpless*

**THUD**

[djeannot.livejournal.com]

I have just died and gone to some kind of Heaven! :P:P:P:P:P

Re: **THUD**

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

I knowwwwwwww. *serves you tea in heaven* :p

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

*ESSPLODES*


Look at this creature.

i'm thinking pietro ... ???

[andolinn.livejournal.com]

*snogs your weasel*

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

*HOWLS* OMG, my friend Jason taped these for me ages ago and keeps asking me if I watched them.

And I haven't.

He and I often don't have the same taste so I didn't rush. How silly of me. I wonder if I have this one, with the rugby team playing naked? *runs downstairs*

I really can't say anything about this post, at least not in a range that can be heard by humans. I must confess I openly squealed at the boy walking up the steps holding the football. An ass in motion, omg...

And the blonde boytoy? Was I not JUST telling you about my fetish for the young ones? AUGH AUGH AUGH!! Help me!!!!!

You girls are gonna kill me with all these beautiful thighs and asses. My hands are fucking trembling...

*crawls into back of Cave*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

at least not in a range that can be heard by humans.

*nods over and over*

Don't look at the blond boy for too long a period, or you'll go to prison. Seriously.

Dig up the tapes and enjoy the frolicking of the men. Cos... GUHHHH.

[and-the-damned.livejournal.com]

Lord almighty!
That blonde young thing made my life!

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

He was nade to make us question our very eyes. His ass and thighs are inexplicable. His teammates must rip their hair out staring at him in the locker room.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

I...I literally cannot think of anything to say. BECAUSE MY BRAIN HAS IMMIGRATED TO FRANCE.

I just...I--men. Naked. Together.

::THUD::

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

*waves to your brain* I hope it didn't forget its English-French dictionary

[tinymoonstar.livejournal.com]

Woah!!!!!!!!! :-D~~~~

Thanks so much for posting these!!

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

*wipes your chin*

[mittyw.livejournal.com]

But but but. My Dad used to invite me to Rugby Internationals & I always said no.

And how can I now explain a sudden interest grovel an invitation?

Then again *looks up* it would seem my appreciation of rugby is quite specific & un-parent-friendly.

The little boy rugby player in the tiny t-shirt? Is that really sporting? In fact, forget sporting, is he it legal?

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Be sure to take binoculars if you ever come up with an excuse for your sudden interest! Your dad might smell a rat, but he's your dad, he'll probably pretend he doesn't notice anything. ;P

I've been asking myself the legality of that player's look since I first laid eyes on it. *trembles*

[alexandralynch.livejournal.com]

Good God. And I'm pagan, so that's a statement of praise. Wow.

I'll take the brothers. Together. (shiver)(Repeatedly, as often as I can get one, both, them, yes...um. Sorry.)

That's amazing. Gods indeed. THANK you.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

There's a line forming for the brothers.. *mewls*

[ozcmom.livejournal.com]

jsbr roon yutmh s; [pdy yp yjod s;; m,rs;jf

uhhhh

*thud*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

iuhse*^&!!

7^&%jhuyay@_@u!!

sg7^%&7^&akush^$^$!!!!!

*pants*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Omg. Holy.... guh. There is so much hot I do not even know where to being.

Just... thank you!! *weeps tears of joy*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

*soothes your brow* We give thanks just to know that they're out there, taking their clothes off.

[lexx.livejournal.com]

Jesus...

I nearly bought this book when I was in London last year. Alas, I had no room for transport, nor cash by the time I spotted it. I SHOULD HAVE JETTISONED SOME WEIGHT AND STAKED OUT A STREET CORNER.

I need new cushions. I writhed so hard, the current one is destroyed. YOUR FAULT, MISS.

...

*plasters self to screen and cries for mercy*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

JETTISONED SOME WEIGHT

*nods over and over* *clutches you*

Actually maybe it's a good thing you didn't get on plane with that book. You would have agitated the other passengers with your twitching and sweating and the pilot would have had to divert the flight. teeheeheee.

[irmk2003.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm.... now that is the good stuff *licks lips*

I'd tell you to calm down, but hey - why would you want to? ;)

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

Calm down? lol. That's the strangest thing you've ever said to me. I couldn't remain calm even if I wanted to. It's not pictures of petunias I'm looking at here.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

*is ded*

*is very very ded*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

*sends flowers and a heartwarming note of condolence*

[tabaqui]

moimoietmoi posted your lj and some icons from this so i had to hope over to look and...
and...
omfg.

All of these guys are like *statues*.
Perfect, pristine, freakin' *godly* statues. Jayzus. i am - overwhelmed! And awestruck and a little turned on and...
Thank you for sharing!

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

I don't know why I'm grinning like an idiot at you saying a little turned on. I guess I'm sitting here imagining you looking down your nose going, "A little more risque please, boys."

lol. Thanks for coming over to comment! I'm glad you enjoyed!

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

*pathetic gurgles*

Maybe there will be more later when i can stop, you know... gurgling.

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

It's been several days for me..