perseph2hades | Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.

*gruntinggg*

*swooning*

*dead dead dead*

To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.

Look at this creature.

Is somebody kidding me?

This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.

They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*

On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*

*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*

(this is him from the back)

Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.

This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,

I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.

The brothers.

My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.

From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.

This is her job.

Therefore she wins.

*cries a river*

elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.

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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddd

My friend said she'd rip the DVD for me soon! So now I am SUPER EXCITED after looking at these. :D

::wants the pretties::

DAYUM. *stares*

If only they could persuade the Kiwis to do one of those books. *wistful*

Found this through a friend. I think you are my new favorite person for posting this. I mean, my god! There are no words for scorching hotness, and the absolute beauty of the pics, and and and *explodes*

Thanks for sharing the pics!

*melts*

...

*explodes in puff of lustlustlust*\

I'll be over there in the corner with a big puddle of drool.

Thanks so much for scanning these!

Here via a link on my friends page, and I'm SO GLAD I CLICKED IT. Oh wow. Wow. Wow.

How does one get that job? Cause I think I would be fantastic at it. Seriously.

Also... I say this all the time, but... god, I love rugby. What a wonderful sport where such beautiful men grope each other and then take naked pictures.

Those Italian brothers look like Roman statues come to life. Holy god.

...

Thank you.

(Yep, that's all I can say at the moment. The old brain is feeling extra-squishy right now.)

Hrghh...

I assume I may share this with the world.... & :-)

Absolutely!

HmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmm...
Well, that certainly explains why there was so much geh lurve back in the ancient times. If all the lovely boys looked like those Italian brothers... Well I see what made Michelangelo so inspired, let's say.

We shant talk about the jailbait. No, we shant. I have my place in hell long since guaranteed already, thanks much. ^_~

*wonders if any of those asses can crack a nut...*

I'm sure nuts are being cracked in those asses all the time. *heavy breathing*

I have my place in hell long since guaranteed already

Heh. You know the suites in Hades are all paid for anyway. His appeal, I think, is that he looks like jailbait, but is obviously a roughouse rugby player.

It makes me hurt to think about him and those big men together in the locker room. Hurts.

OMG.

OMG OMG OMG.

Linked here by...oh, my brain can't even remember, they're gorgeous...

Damn. France is so much cooler than us. You'd never see a football team over here doing this.

*is dead*

I'd be tuning in to ESPN every Sunday if some sports team here did this. GUHHH. Why don't they get it??

Can you imagine the reactions in the UK or the US if a sports team did this?
There's some things about the French that I love!

Oh, someone just said that!

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perseph2hades.livejournal.com - 2006-08-25 07:53 (UTC) - Expand

trepkos.livejournal.com - 2006-08-25 13:30 (UTC) - Expand

.... Yeah, I'm lost for words!

Well. This is the most amazing thing I have seen in days. Possibly months. Possibly YEARS.

Thanks for sharing!

*I love this time of year*

Thanks so much for sharing!!!

thank you. seriously.

I don't know you, but for some reason, I feel the urge to have sex with you right now.

It's never just for "some" reason though, is it? I'll share every guy in the pic spam with you. mrowwwrr

kita0610.livejournal.com - 2006-08-25 15:54 (UTC) - Expand

perseph2hades.livejournal.com - 2006-08-26 04:28 (UTC) - Expand

kita0610.livejournal.com - 2006-08-26 05:10 (UTC) - Expand

Yowza!

*drunken grin* I'm actually intoxicated enough that the sheer aesthetics of their muscular forms is overwhelming my normal inclination to heterosexuality. Yum. *&grin*

!!!!! *howling with laughter*

kurukami.livejournal.com - 2006-08-25 07:55 (UTC) - Expand

Oh joy! Oh bliss! It's back!!!!!

God bless you.

Oh.

*swallows hard*

God.

*wordless*

Thank you. So very much.

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